When I do a life drawing, I meekly attempt to make it look like a Michelangelo notebook forgery.
Animal Rights
Math lesson.
1 Moleskine sketchbook + 8 Muji pens = 1 unexplained, double page drawing.
Flower Girl
Nun
As a kid, I went to catholic school. I was the last era of students to learn from nuns who wore very crazy jet black, floor length costumes. These women looked a bit like grim reapers in scary outfits. There was a lot of layers of vails and drapes hanging about. When they moved, everything flowed like a ghost. In hindsight, I wish the Halloween costumes could have been colorful, maybe with some nice designs on them. It may have cut down on the fear and terror aspect of it all. Not sure I would have turned out any different though.
Look
Looking off the page at nothing is a great way to create fake drama in a drawing.
Tea
Tea For The Tillerwoman.
Unicorn
Yet one more forgery. This is my version of Young Woman with Unicorn by Raphael done in 1505. I call mine, Woman with My Little Pony Unicorn.
Anniversary
Another.
Ermine Girl
I’m known as a very good forger. This is my forgery of Leonardo Davinci’s, Lady With An Ermine, painted in 1490. I call mine, Girl With Her Cat Named Ermine. They’re basically indistinguishable from one another.
Doodle
How I doodle.
Slobber
Certain kinds of dogs love to slobber. It’s their forte. You can spot them lumbering towards you from two blocks away. Their faces are hard to resist, so I understand why people choose them as their pets. The slobbering is a choice they have to live with. Drool and slobber are part of every square inch of their lives once they own one of these. I myself prefer goldfish.
Mink Farms
As you may have already heard, mink have contacted the corona virus and transmitted a new mutated strain into humans. Denmark ordered mink farmers to cull the entire population of 17 million minks, for which farmers would be paid $3.20 a piece. How nice. After a few days, it was revealed the government didn’t really have the authority to cull all the animals but two thirds had already been wiped out. Oops. Turns out there are also mink farms in Spain, Ireland, and USA too. The biggest question I had was who the hell is still wearing mink coats? I haven’t seen one in decades. Turns out it’s quite fashionable in China and Russia. Mink farming may not survive in Denmark after this but I do hope sales of red Krylon spray paint skyrocket in China and Russia.
Elephants
All creatures pass away and return to the earth. Thus begins the process again.
