“Humans have had to shelter in place for a few weeks now. We animals having been sheltering in place for many many decades, except we do it in dirty, disgusting cages, cramped stalls, and unsanitary, windowless factories. Then we get murdered after a few weeks for a little extra added bonus. Plus, we don’t have Netflix, HBO, or smartphones. Maybe we get to see a Disney flick every so often but does that really count. Now you all get a taste of what it’s like to be separated from loved ones and held against your will. So maybe think twice about having a hamburger or fried chicken when you sit in front of your flat screen to watch “Top Chef” while social distancing. Don’t even think of asking us to social distance from one another, that would be impossible.”
