Because of my vast animal knowledge, I’m often asked to write papers for the Audobon Society and National Geographic. Some of my findings are so game changing that I occasionally turn the world of zoology on its head. Take for instance my discovery of a certain type of muskox that is able to grow an actual sweater out of its own hair and fur. When the weather begins to warm, they shed the sweater. Researchers looking for fossil remains in the artic were confused at finding so many sweaters thawing in the ice. I’m happy to have solved their mystery.
