Zebra

After my last Instagram post, my press agent has been fielding a ton of inquiries. The media seems to be positioning me to become the next Sir Richard Attenborough. Apparently, the BBC is interested in doing a nature series with me called, Planet Birdbrain. My discovery of colorful striped zebras in the northern part of Oregon might make for a good first episode. Kane’s Yarn Theory is sure to be Must See TV.

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